Christmas Rap (Co-Written with Hiphopapotamus)

It's Christmas time

with all the presents and the trees

People asking what I want

all up in my bees' knees.

I'm all bundled up

snuggie and some fuzzy socks

I wonder what I'm getting

that's a mighty big box!

Give me something good

like an X-box or a Wii

cause I don't want a partridge or a stupid pear tree

Don't give me french hens

turtle doves, geese-a-laying

All I want for Christmas

is some Rock Band playing

It's that time of the year!

With the snow and freezing weather

As I step outside

I'm thinking where's my cozy sweater?

It's that time of the year!

Hanging mistletoe and holly

We can drink eggnog

'tis the season to be jolly!

I'm trying to figure out

how to put up all these lights

I doubt it's gonna be

a very calm or silent night.

So I give up and decide

to make a snowman

but Houston doesn't snow

so I don't know if I can.

So I head to mall

and buy some fake snow

I pour in some water

and I watch it grow.

Now I've got my snowman

and I'm sitting by the fire

sipping on some cocoa

as the flames get higher.

It's that time of the year!

With the snow and freezing weather

As I step outside

I'm thinking where's my cozy sweater?

It's that time of the year!

Hanging mistletoe and holly

We can drink eggnog

'tis the season to be jolly!